My Favorite Quotes

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
-- Penny Ward Moser

Relationships don't last anymore. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (Rita Rudner)

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
(Buddy Hackett)

The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.
(Paul Dean)

A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
(Lisa Kirk)

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
(Groucho Marx)

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. (Aristotle Onassis)

They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-- Eddie Izzard

Mirror Mirror on the Wall

Just a thought..i look pretty in most of the mirrors
but my own...
Wonder if the fault is in the mirror
the lighting...or...
in the eyes of the beholder